wakeupnietzsche:

courtney: now it might be an illustration from a book
courtney: at first i thought are you my mother but i was remembering that wrong
christina: you said it went meep
christina: you are changing your story under interrogation
christina: UNRELIABLE WITNESS
courtney: that might have just been in my head thoooooo
courtney: IM THE ONLY GOD DAMN WITNESS YOU HAVE
christina: SHE’S RIGHT SMITHSON, WE CAN’T AFFORD TO LOSE HER
courtney: smithsons still haunted by the war
christina: BUT IF I ENTER THE COURTROOM WITH THIS THEY’RE GOING TO LAUGH ME OUT OF IT
christina: omfg after world war 14, a lot of priorities changed
courtney: HJLVJTR
christina: man was pretty much oblierated
christina: the crows and the birds of prey took over
christina: now a crack team of rogues wanders the countryside, trying to take down the birds and restore mankind’s rightful slot on the food chain
christina: public enemy number one: orange round face bird
courtney: starring jean ralphio as The Bird
christina: we need a trailer
christina: christian bale as the battle-weary smithson
courtney: DEB MORGAN AS 7PERCENTSOLUTION in mah dreamz
christina: idk who would play me
christina: bert from bert and ernie
courtney: WHAT A CAST
christina: A MUPPET
christina: DEBRA MORGAN
christina: AND JEAN RALPHIO AS A BIRD
christina: AND CHRISTIAN BALE THINKING MY CAREER’S REALLY GONE DOWNHILL SINCE THE OSCAR

I wish I could explain….but I can’t